We are Pope! We are Lena! We are ...

...probably going to win the Students Matchplay Tournament ourselves!! Germany is on a roll. Consequently Team Ingolstadt will win the SM for the second time following their glorious victory in 2006 over the Warwick boys, with Steve Essex losing twice on the same day!

To spin this thought further: English teams will not make it to the SM-finals. Why? That's why: Your Lena placed last yesterday, and you lose soccer world cup penalties regularly.